Summary

When Will Pounder shows up for his nuru massage, Slimthick Vic, his masseuse, greets him. When she inquires about his massage experience, he confesses that his gym buddy suggested a nuru massage to allay his anxieties. Will appears nonchalant as he asserts that EVERYONE has issues when Vic presses him further about his concerns. That is merely a fact of life! Enticed, Vic must consent as she will soon assure him that ALL of his concerns, no matter how small, will be eased. Vic leads Will into the private massage room and invites him to take off his clothes. When he does, Will is taken aback but accepts the situation, lying down on a mattress. Will senses more than just his worries are about to be eased as Vic pulls out the massage oil and starts slathering it all over their bodies before jumping on top of him.